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He had this tin can full of money, and was simply holding it in front of my face. You will not imagine how pleased I felt after he put his knife again in his pocket. He saw a homeless man and mentioned "Can you give me a greenback, I even have to buy a Ferrari."

A homeless man meets a wealthy man on christmas eve.

I took it out and requested myself, Do I need this cash to be spent on drugs? I determined I did, so I put the money again in my wallet and kept walking. I thought, This'll be wasted on medication and booze. The man said I'm glad to help, but its healthy to work for your money. I've got a porch out again that needs portray. All the portray supplies are ready in the storage.

A child sees a homeless guy begging on the street,

"Will you spend this on a magnificence salon instead of

He mentioned "I am very hungry."

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"Oh. Okay then. Come with me."

Why did the homeless man transfer into an apartment?

said. "I must spend all my time making an attempt to stay

If you paint the porch, I'll pay you $300. The homeless man agrees and heads to the back. About 4 hours later he goes to the entrance of the house and rings the doorbell. The man answers and says let's head back and see how nicely you painted the porch. The homeless man says alright, and, by the means in which, it's not a Porsche, it is a Lamborghini.